hard-in-hightown:

mister13eyond:

one-armed-canadian:

pancakestein:

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Even before I read Homestuck I thought this was the funniest thing.

this comic appears on my dash routinely, like every month it appears like “time to read pancakesteins panty raid comic again” and I read it every time

This comic is how I got multiple friends into homestuck.

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gogettergirl:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

this fucking website

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nominominus:

i mean this is probably funny and shit but some of us watched a little show called fullmetal alchemist and you should really tHİNK TWİCE BEFORE POSTİNG DOGS WİTH LONG HAİRED WİGS FOR FUCKS SAKE

nominominus:

i mean this is probably funny and shit but some of us watched a little show called fullmetal alchemist and you should really tHİNK TWİCE BEFORE POSTİNG DOGS WİTH LONG HAİRED WİGS FOR FUCKS SAKE

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the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

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thesociopathwithabox:

therepublicofrapunzel:

Having trouble breaking up with someone???
1. Lean in for a kiss
2. Stop before your lips touch theirs
3. Say “Oh ________, if only there was someone who loved you”
4. Walk away and let them die
 

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IF YOU’RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

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bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

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I JUST READ HUSSIE’S ANSWERS

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

axerro:

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IM FUCKGING PSIIISGING

Hussie what

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bettafishfacts:

khayr:

bettasdeservebetter:

wellpoopstoyou:

Today I went to my local Walmart because I needed tupperware to transport my now three betta splendens to college in.

I went to the fish aisle, like I always do, and prepared for hell as I walked in. To no one’s surprise, we found the first picture and some extremely unresponsive fish in the cups. Our Walmart is notorious for its lack of care for bettas; with a Petsmart next door, they get little fish business but the Regional Manager refuses to stop selling stock.

I was angry at this though, but unlike so many who get angry, complain online and raise their fist and lament “Damn you Waalllmmmaarrrtt!!” I actually did something about it.

So I searched around for someone who wasn’t purposefully avoiding me (knowing I would ask them to help, since no one in the store is trained to do “fish” stuff), which turned out to be a man named Matt. Matt’s a tall, goofy guy and was very sweet.

So I told him, “Matt, these bettas are in awful shape. Please come fix this for us, this is very serious.” He looked sad. His smile went from sincerely happy to one of genuine pity and perhaps a bit of anger. Matt quickly asked us to show him where they were.

Even from an entire aisle away, he was appalled. We could hear a grumble of frustration and, in all honesty, I thought it was at my boyfriend and I. But, as he did a slight jog over to the cups, we could tell it was anger not at us, but at his employees. He was pissed.

“Oh my god. These poor things. How do I fix it? How do I help them?” He was sad. And pissed. And hes asking me for help. Oh Walmart gods, you’ve finally given us a good one; someone who gives a shit.

Matt’s an assistant manager. Not a fish guy, not a stock guy- a manager. All fancy clothes and he’s now holding 5 cups in each hand and hurrying to the sink. Oh my god he’s actually gonna help us, right now. Oh my god.

He fumbled with the lids and looked scared. “How do I do this? Do you know? I really don’t want to hurt them, I dont want them to get sick or shock them.” I asked if I could show him. Most Walmarts do not, for any reason, allow non-staff to use their taps/meds/cups, etc., but this guy’s asking me to. Wow.

So I show him: You take the lid off (I made him smell the water!), pour the fish gently into the plastic container for the changes, take the cup, rinse the hell out of it, fill it with water (to the top- and reminded him it should always be so), add conditioner (which he took right off the shelf!), then get rid of the nasty water from the change container as best you can. I showed him to keep his finger at the edge to prevent the fish from sliding out.

He watched my every move.

The once invisible fish, with water so filthy his shiny blue self could not be seen, was now happily wiggling around in a full cup. We all had big smiles, but none bigger than Matt. He thanked us up and down and we told him how we genuinely appreciated his willingness to learn and fix this.

I told him about how, not even a year before, I’d told a manager of the same issue and he literally told me to leave it be- and that I wouldnt know what I was doing. Matt was appalled and grumbled about how “lip service” should be held back when actual living creatures were involved.

We left Matt to it- he now had 10 cups to clean, and all of them were filthy.

My boyfriend and I gave him a bit, as not to pressure him, and came back not even 10 minutes later to the bottom picture, all lined up, every single fish inside now happy, clean and frisky as ever! I honestly choked back a sob. Not for the fish, even, but that someone gave enough of a shit in Walmart to listen to me, fix it, and actually care.

Matt and another manager saw us and our excitement and came to thank us. We thanked him, too, and told him how much it meant to us. The other manager made notes of this and congratulated Matt for addressing a big issue, which it really was.

Quite a story, yeah? You don’t often hear ones like these I bet. Because most people, instead of actually at least trying to fix it, just do nothing and come online and bitch about it. Well, here- photos and all- I say to you, shut up or put up. Don’t come on and blame Walmarts up and down for being horrible and then walk away from these poor things. Fix it. Ask someone. Demand they clean it. Be kind, respectful, and be forceful.

And then you can walk away knowing that you saved a bunch of fish from burning away in ammonia and scum, and not just having taken a photo and only complained.

Thank you so much, Matt. Good on you. Keep being great. 

Advocacy in action! The OP here is awesome, as is the employee! I’m so glad these fish got the help and clean water they deserve.

Awesome story, love it.

This is great

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nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

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rammarcio:

this person is replying to their own text message

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jackanthonyfernandez:

yo-girl-irayy:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Daaaaaamnnn

Samsung is so extra esp when their phone looks like a fucking Pop Tart

jackanthonyfernandez:

yo-girl-irayy:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

Daaaaaamnnn

Samsung is so extra esp when their phone looks like a fucking Pop Tart

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