nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

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officiallyshipped:

Can we all just take a moment and appreciate Deadpool

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lesbian-killjoy:

joh-lunatics:

sieistwunderschon:

Being a dad the right way

This is too fucking cute.

Where is this from, please?

DOES THE COVER OF THAT BOOK SAY “DEATH METAL NOTE” JFC 

(Source: justeraaron)

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ezrafagnerd:

ezramichaelkoenig:

A week after…

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feel free to unfollow if you:

steinbecks:

  • don’t like me
  • liked me at one point, but don’t like me anymore
  • hate what i post
  • hate what i have to say about xyz topic
  • find me annoying
  • don’t have anything in common with me anymore, and are bored by the things i post
  • feel obligated by whatever personal reason you may have to keep following me, even if literally any of those above things apply

this applies to mutuals as well. your dash should be your happy place, so no hard feelings and i wish you the best in life

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hoynofollo:

Not today

(Source: humor-y-videojuegos)

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

(Source: neptunain)

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skeleton74:

is he… you know………….straight? not that theres; anything wrong with that i was just asking.. some of my friends are sstraight so im pretty accepting of people like that.Maybe he and i could play foortball toegther, or something Straights like ot do! :)

(Source: 7204)

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johannathemad:

schrodingersvet:

crab-cakes:

mukuroikusaba:

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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

I lied. This is it. This is the whole series.

How the fuck has no one made a comic to this yet

(Source: byrde)

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katieay95:

jalexobsessedphan:

felicitari:

(you might need to adjust your speaker/ headphones)

what the actual fuck

AND I’M JAVERT I CAN’T HAHAHAHA

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Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

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dingoinnuendo:

children that are rough and horrible at handling small animals should not be allowed near small animals i dont care what you say. do not put an animal through that

(Source: jackwhynand)

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silvermoon424:

retrosofa:

fantastic-nonsense:

john-loves-broadway:

moonstarsparkle:

I’m so sorry I’m so sorry couldn’t help myself I’m so very sorry

I want this to be a real AU.  Now.

There is. It’s called “The Little Mermaid” by Hans Christian Andersen.

oh shit.

OH SNAP.

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baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)

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sarahgriswald:

*panties off already*

(Source: youmkemeshine)

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